Think people are trying to tell me something.

JayDee-  I’m off until the first.  Enjoy the guest comics

Drekel:  Alex faces a new, seemingly invincible foe! A narrator hell bent on getting him into the festive spirit!

“Uh, Rydia? What’s with the duck?” “Oh, Alex shouted at me to get it out. I couldn’t bear the thought of leaving it with him, so…” “Why did he even have a duck?” “I don’t even want to know, don’t ask me to speculate.”

This would be a contender for “most awesome book club ever”, but down the street there’s one composed of Bowser, M.Bison and the Sinistral.

Did Alex run to escape the story, or just to prevent being drawn into a cheesy christmas story setup?  We may never know.

George Bailey should be very thankful that Clarence and Seraphina switched shifts. Unfortunately, the way the shift was originally set up would mean Alex would’ve got Clarence…

In a world where Eggplant Wizard is considered the cutting edge of comedy… One must wonder how people have the will to live, never mind throw parties.

Is there a term for that feeling you get when you realise you’re checking out an alternate reality version of yourself? Given the number of alternate reality stories that are out there, you’d think there would be.

This is a fine plan, and clearly nothing could possibly go wrong with it. Absolutely nothing.

That’ll teach that damned dog. Laugh at me, would you?! … Stop it! That wasn’t an invitation!